dawry
He goes around singing Cliff Richard -"devil women" and loves Elton John but always says he'd ruin that latvian bird from work. He's so dawry
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Daryna
A girl who's usually brunette and European. She's very kind and gorgeous but also a badass. She can act mean, and will beat up anyone of any shape or form for someone she cares for. She's confident and is not afraid of anything. Super talented in everything. However, she is a perfectionist and will not accept failure. She's sarcastic and hilarious. She will trample over herself and her dignity and pride to help someone or to be accepted by the person she cares for. Don't hurt her, if Daryna gets hurt, she will stress over it and drown in pain because even though she is very harsh, and can be sometimes rude, she will do anything for others. She will be hurt alone, not telling anyone if they hurt her. She's concentrated on making those she loves seem the best possible that she never talks bad about her friends or family. Overall, she's gorgeous, model material, and freaking amazing!!
Boy 1: Hey did you see Daryna??
Boy 2: Yeah! She's so hot!
Boy 1: Right?? But I heard every guy gets played by her but she never dates them.
Boy 2: Won't hurt to try!
Boy 2: Yeah! She's so hot!
Boy 1: Right?? But I heard every guy gets played by her but she never dates them.
Boy 2: Won't hurt to try!
Daryna by [{Mark R.}] June 10, 2018
the dairy farmer
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
Dalrymple Syndrome
A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.
Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”
Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”
Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.
Dalrymple Syndrome by Berniegodofwar January 20, 2019
Darryl Robertson Jr.
The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.
(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)
(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."
Darryl Robertson Jr. by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020
you fight like a dairy farmer
The best insult EVER CREATED.
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004