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A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

cuntslave 

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".
- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!
cuntslave by retinoli February 14, 2010

cuntweasel 

I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.
cuntweasel by Intervocalic July 11, 2005

cuntweasel 

someone who steals your work or ideas
Those cuntweasels stole my idea for a study!
cuntweasel by elorad March 17, 2009

cunttease 

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her
That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.
cunttease by COLsass June 10, 2005

Cuntraversial 

When someone takes an opposite point of view from someone else just to be a cunt.
Bob : "Women are like animals they don't have feelings"
Mary : "No that is incorrect women are equal to men and have to be treated with respect as human beings"
Bob : "i'm sorry Mary i think you are being cuntraversial there, i don't think anyone on the earth would agree with you there"
Mary : "what do you mean by cuntraversial Bob"
Bob : "It is when someone takes the opposite point of view just to be a cunt"
Mary : "You got me there i was only joking Bob"
Bob : "Haha thought so you got me there you slag!"
Cuntraversial by Kelly Welly June 13, 2008