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Cumstacking 

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.
There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.
Cumstacking by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

Cummaculate 

The purest/best ejaculation that a male can experience in his life span.
Dude this chick made cummaculate
Cummaculate by Nate-Jason July 17, 2020
the act of freezing a males sperm in order to make it into an Ice pop
ah here is a cumsicle I made earlier
cumsicle by og cumsicle December 30, 2018

Cusacked 

The act of having someone declare their love in a horribly embarrassing manner.
Did you hear what John did? He cusacked Jane by loudly professing his love for her in the middle of a funeral.
Cusacked by MissPh34r February 15, 2012

cumnacious 

having, or referring to an explosion of joy in your pants.
dude doing your mom is so cumnacious.
cumnacious by beg4myskills November 20, 2009