crunted 

an internet hero....high quality troll

crunted is a fuckin fuck. Do you know his phone number

crunted by aimee_the_crunted_lover December 11, 2006

cunted fuck 

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012

Cunted Creature 

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

cunted off 

A harsher form of being mugged-off.

Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.

Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!

Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010

Cunted hump 

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

Cunted hump by Mickyboy January 29, 2007

Double Crunked 

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

Double Crunked by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

Double Cunted 

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.

"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"

Double Cunted by ezydriver December 9, 2008