crunk crank 

being under the influence and dialing that special gurl u luv, but may be afraid 2 luv, mostly resulting in not being able 2 speak when she answers anyway...like drunk dialing but a crank cuz he doesn't say shit...lol

"I got a crunk crank from Mark again. He's so in luv, he just doesn't know wut 2 do about it! I dig crunk cranks from him cuz i luv him 2!"

crunk crank by Lorelei Lee July 4, 2005

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《¤》Crank《¤》crAnk《¤》cranK《¤》 by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

crank a hoon 

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

crank a hoon by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

Christian Crank 

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

Christian Crank by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

Munich crank handle 

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

Munich crank handle by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

Crank down 

To masturbate in an authoritative manner

"You're gonna crank down... at work???"

Crank down by White_Mamba January 7, 2012