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Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.
Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?
Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch
Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick
Crotchal Region by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchal 

having to do with or around the crotch
crotchal by Auspex August 4, 2006

Crotchpalm 

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.
I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*
Crotchpalm by madl1b August 10, 2009

crotchal 

Of or relating to the groin.
Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman
crotchal by slangMaverick February 7, 2008