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crotch stain 

A crotch stain is a stain usually on your under wear. If you have a really bad crotch stain than it will protrude onto ur pants. Crocth stains can consist of: pee, poop,blood,seamen, or all of the above. Doctors estimate you will get at least two a year.
* in a business offfice*
"Uh carl come here"
"Yeah joel?"
"You have a crotch stain."
"oh my god no way"
"im not lieing look for urself"
"thanks joel"
"no problem i had one last week"
carl ties a sweater around his waist till lunch break when he can change his pants.
crotch stain by A wise woman February 1, 2007

crotch stain 

HAHAHAHA! said joe when he noticed his grandpop had a critchstain ( that old bag)
crotch stain by zack March 24, 2003

crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.
Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.