crabwad 

A very grumpy person

Josh was considered to be a crabwad.

crabwad by myeahh November 14, 2016

fuckity crapwad 

a word i use like any other expletive. been replaced with "fudgesicle" at work.

"fuckity crapwad! the cat knocked over that vase!"

fuckity crapwad by Saerah June 30, 2004

california crabwalk 

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

california crabwalk by kortmann May 20, 2007

alaskan crabwalk 

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

alaskan crabwalk by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018

NiP Crabwalk 

A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.

Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.

NiP Crabwalk by Texting Error May 7, 2018

Crabwalk 

The awkward sideways shuffle to find a towel or other such object to wipe away any mess left by the one night stand with yourself.

The body is arched over so no residue falls to the floor. The sideways movement decreases wind resistance thus minimizing.

The name crabwalk is derived from the frantic shuffling side to side in an attempt to find a towel before the mess hits the floor, resembling a startled crab.

Can also be used after a bad night of KFC or cask wine when ones butt cheeks need to be clenched together as the subject shuffles sideways to the toilet in a hurry

"What was all that ruckus last night bro? Did you bring a sloot home?"

"Nah I was watching Glee and one thing led to another but I left my cum rag on the other side of the room, had to crabwalk over to find it"

Crabwalk by Rotorua's Most Wanted December 18, 2011

crapwad 

An annoying person. See butthole, asswipe.

There are three types of people, the ABCs: Asswipes, buttholes, and crapwads.

crapwad by littlegurl February 17, 2003