crab face 

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

crab face by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

Maryland Crab Face 

A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.

That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.

Maryland Crab Face by The Bullet May 21, 2008

smashed crab face 

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005

face like a smashed crab 

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005

Face like a smashed crab 

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

Arabian Crabface 

When you give someone the Arabian goggles and you have genital crabs and you get crabs in their hair and eyebrows

Whats that?

Arabian Crabface.

Nice.

Arabian Crabface by Arabian Crabfaced January 3, 2010