countrican 

puerto rican raised in the out in the country; dirty south, mid-south;AR, KS, LA, etc...

You are such a countrican; born in puerto rico but raised in the country.
i can't understand what the fuck your saying with your countrican axcent dude!

countrican by frikiando duro August 27, 2009

cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Plot Contrivance 

Something that happens in the plot that is highly unlikely to happen, though still technically possible.

Different from plot hole as a plot hole is something that should be impossible to happen.

A scene featuring Q giving 007 his gadgets is a staple of James Bond films.
Now imagine if the film did not feature this and we see 007 using a never-before-seen gadget to get out of a tight situation. This would be a plot contrivance, as the audience would have zero reason to believe that 007 would have a gadget of this kind, though him having this gadget is still technically not impossible, preventing it from being a plot hole.

Plot Contrivance by Three-Eight January 22, 2019

urban countryman 

A person who grew up in the country but enjoys hanging out with the city folks. They like to turn up, but they also like to relax in the countryside.

Synonyms: Easy going, southerner, regular guy, socializer, party animal
Antonyms: playboy, hillbilly

Man #1: "Hey, man, you want to come to the party tomorrow?"
Urban Countryman: "Yeah, sure, I was going to hang out at the lake and fish, but that can wait until another day."

Man #2: "What's that you're listening to?"
Urban countryman: "Country with some classic rock, rap, and electronic tunes. Country is in my roots, but I can't listen to songs about my girl leaving me and getting drunk _all day_. "

urban countryman by Chopper7775 February 2, 2015

Countryman 

A Patriot, a man of the people. Revered by comrades and respected by enemies. In early Irish history the word Countryman was used interchangeable with Awesome.

"Are you surprised? He's a Countryman"

Countryman by tamu13 February 3, 2010

coonarican 

Person who is half black and half Puerto Rican

Q- what do you get when you cross a spade with a spic?
A- A COONARICAN.

Or

Did you see that purple Cadillac with the cha-cha balls jumping down the street? Must be drivin be a coonarican!

coonarican by whitey from cuyahoga hts November 22, 2010

Cougarican 

A middle-aged Puertorrican woman that is in search of 20 year old men at the local watering holes and night clubs.

"Dude...Check out that Cougarican over there! Muy caliente!"
"I'm gonna get my Cougarican on tonight! Ay caramba!"

Cougarican by peak1369 January 18, 2012