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Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Coronamercial 

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.
All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

coronaventing 

The act of standing with a group of individuals discussing how Coronavirus means you can no longer hang out together
Danielle and Megan and I were coronaventing today about how we couldn’t all go out for drinks after work.
coronaventing by Maskedme March 12, 2020

coronafeit virus

The disease where a bored worker claims to feel sick and feverish despite appearing healthy. This person suggests it would be better for everyone if he or she just went home for the next 10 weeks. Derived from "counterfeit"
Jake, that little SOB, went home. He claimed he was sick, but I think it was just a case of the coronafeit virus.
coronafeit virus by York10000 March 30, 2020

Coronamatata 

Coronamatata what a wonderful phrase, Coronamatata ain't no passing craze, it means no worries for your remaining few days, it's our pleasure free, society, Coronamatata.
There's no toilet roll left in Lidle, oh well, Coronamatata
Coronamatata by Wordymcwordface March 31, 2020

coronabetes 

Her, "here's a cookie" Him, "thanks' Him starts coughing. Her"what's wrong" Him," iIthink I got CORONABETES" Her "wtf"