coptroller
coptroller by sandraxine June 16, 2017
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Coptroller
Coptrollers are trolls who are either current/former members of law enforcement or their supporters who troll web articles, news sites, facebook, twitter, and message board topics relating to police abuse, police misconduct, police corruption, or academic data showing police in a negative light. Coptrollers troll these sites to defend the officers or the negative circumstances shown within them. Very often, when unable to defend the actions, they attack the victim or subject of the story or article, and when that doesnt work (gain attention), they slam the organization reporting it. Their last mode of defense is the infamous 'deflection trolling', where they casually attempt to change the subject by arguing "Well, we SHOULD be talking about x". The difference between a coptroller and a standard troll is coptrollers focus on police related stories and stories involving disadvantaged groups (Homeless, mentally disabled, the poor, latinos, spousal abuse and rape victims, and their favorite target, Blacks). Also, coptrollers, unlike standard trolls, argue from a false legal authority which 99% of the time they get wrong. Primarily because, as bad apple cops/defenders, they are used to making up the laws to excuse their actions on the fly....only to let the judges and tax payers figure the truth out and deal with it.
Story involving unarmed homeless/black kid/rapevictim/homelessperson/disabled person shot by cops on video for no reason : coptroller "I dont see anything wrong. That cop feared for his life! You would too if 'those people' had the nerve to 'ask you why you are stopping them'!
Story on police corruption : coptroller "You dont know what its like out there, being a cop is a HARD JOB! *statistically, landscapers, roofers, and anyone who deals with the public has just as hard a job, but doesnt have a union to get them off when they are caught doing something wrong*
Academic study showing cops are highly likely to be involved in spousal abuse, or treat minorities more harshly for crimes that whites offend most often *drugs : coptroller " Its not OUR fault...its those subhuman criminal trashes 'culture' that is the problem! Why cant we round this 'culture' off the streets and ship them back to africa? Or maybe just put them all in jail, or better yet, in the ground!"
Story on cops caught saying or texting something racist/homophobic : coptroller "Those silly *insert slurs here* need to grow thicker skin! Who doesnt make racial/gay slurs? *meaning they dont know anyone who is normal, because only abnormal fuckheads do that shit* racists troll racist troll bigot klansman fascist idiot sociopath cops
Story on police corruption : coptroller "You dont know what its like out there, being a cop is a HARD JOB! *statistically, landscapers, roofers, and anyone who deals with the public has just as hard a job, but doesnt have a union to get them off when they are caught doing something wrong*
Academic study showing cops are highly likely to be involved in spousal abuse, or treat minorities more harshly for crimes that whites offend most often *drugs : coptroller " Its not OUR fault...its those subhuman criminal trashes 'culture' that is the problem! Why cant we round this 'culture' off the streets and ship them back to africa? Or maybe just put them all in jail, or better yet, in the ground!"
Story on cops caught saying or texting something racist/homophobic : coptroller "Those silly *insert slurs here* need to grow thicker skin! Who doesnt make racial/gay slurs? *meaning they dont know anyone who is normal, because only abnormal fuckheads do that shit* racists troll racist troll bigot klansman fascist idiot sociopath cops
Coptroller by madrone September 12, 2015
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Count Mirabeau was part of the controlled opposition, because although everyone thought he was supporting the revolution, in reality he supported the monarchy and was a personal friend of the king. He was a government agent.
Controlled opposition by Aliases January 26, 2013
Controlled Opposition
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• Preempt or neutralize true but negative information by having it be disclosed or championed in a skewed/stigmatized manner by a person or group. The truth can be peppered with disinformation or the truth of the message can be neutralized by association due to the extreme, radical, or unpalatable positions held by the controlled entity (person or group) who is disclosing the information or is “championing” a position. The stigmatized or adulterated truth in turn steers people away from truthful information which would normally cause criticism or a serious backlash against the controlling party. Stigmatized truth also greatly inhibits independent research into sensitive areas (usually involving criminal acts by the controlling entity) and serves to manipulate social dynamics in a manner in which it becomes taboo to publicly discuss sensitive (albeit critically important) subjects.
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Controlled Opposition by Zak Mann Esoteric Knowlegist September 3, 2021
Icky Controller
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Terrance:No, that's gay!
Jorge:What's Icky Controller?
Jordan: It's when a bunch of guys form a masturbation circle, cum on the controller and last one to cum has to play a game using the cum covered controller.
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Jorge:What's Icky Controller?
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Richard:Let's Play!
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guy #1: sorry bro, but you get a little out of controller...
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