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A "Coogeen" is just like a guido except he's failing at it. They're not buff enough, witty enough, prosperous enough, or macho enough. Think of those guys from, 'Night at the Roxbury', they're guido wannabes. They're dim witted, rather dweeby, and make a lot of stupid mistakes. They sorta got the guido lingo down and fashions except their outfits are even tackier and cheaper.
Hey, Dawn, tell Dominic I'm NOT going out Sal's friend, he's a coogeen!
coogeen by Maed Dowg May 16, 2016
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coogee bay ice cream 

Man, that new game from Microsoft is like a serving of coogee bay ice cream.

(see news story)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html
coogee bay ice cream by hayso March 5, 2009
-Also known as 'The Gee'
-The best beach ever
-The best suburb ever
-Famous for its shore-dumpers
-Famous for Giles(A dare-devils retreat at high tide)
Man 1: Lets body surf at the gee
Man 2: nah man unless we wanna break our necks in the shories at coogee
coogee by Saidy12345 March 29, 2009

coogee bay ice cream 

shit, turd, poo, to take a shit. Named after the Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney, Australia where a customer was serve a complimentary ice cream containing human faeces after making a complaint about where they were seated.
Person 1: Hey man, you got a minute? i need to ask you a question.

Person 2: Hang 5 dude, i gotta grab a Coogee Bay ice cream
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Whats that smell? Smells like a Coogee Bay ice cream
A beach suburb located on the east coast of Australia in the city of Sydney. Every summer, Coogee is invaded by British, Irish, American and Canadian backpackers whom become the subject of ridicule, annoyance and getting laid by locals (after they get kicked out of Bondi).
Hamish: Ohh lets go to Coogee!

Connor: Nah, I always get sunburnt their for some reason.
Coogee by lovinit November 4, 2006

Coogee crew 

A group of people who hang out down at coogee beach mostly on the oval. They have the best beach because it has maccas and they have shit with bronte people cause they think they are so cool.
Oh there is the coogee crew egging the bronte people
Coogee crew by Coogee crew October 26, 2018

coogee bay special 

Any item of food served up containing excrement, but especially gelato or ice cream.
He was complaining so much about his main course, I was half inclined to serve him up a Coogee Bay special.
coogee bay special by meson March 13, 2009