contradicktory

Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!

Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!

contradicktory by QuacksO February 13, 2020

contradicktion/contradicktory 

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

contradicktion/contradicktory by QuacksO April 18, 2018

CONTRADICTOR 

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

CONTRADICTOR by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

Willfully contradictory 

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).

This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

Willfully contradictory by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Cuntradictory 

A hypocritical woman who change her stance so much on something like a hooker switches dicks.

Man, she always change her opinion on shit. I hate when she's this cuntradictory.

Cuntradictory by stirley November 23, 2010

Contradictor 

someone who says they are a red sox fan but really they are a yankee fan

look at that contradictor over there in the stands

Contradictor by sox101 November 3, 2008

contradictory label 

LGBTQ+ (usually) labels that seem to contradict each other, used simultaneously.

A few examples: straight gay, lesboy, turigirl, afab trans woman, etc.

These identities don't have to make sense to you, as labels are meant to reflect one's own perception of themselves. Plus, language and culture are constantly evolving.

Remember: diminishing other queer people for having atypical experiences is ultimately unhelpful in our acceptance.

Sometimes, these labels are used to better describe someone's experiences with gender and sexuality — for example, an intersex AFAB woman may still identify as transgender because they feel it best describes them.

person 1: i identify as straight and gay.
person 2: i don't fully understand contradictory labels, but i respect you because you know yourself best
person 1: thanks! i'm dating your mom and dad btw
person 2: what the fuck

contradictory label by itigo October 26, 2024