contemporeal 

meanwhile, while, when, as

The scoundrel grabbed the purse contemporeal his cohorts provided a distraction.

contemporeal by Peder Rice July 3, 2006

contemporance

the combination of contemporary elegance and sophistication

The marching band show possessed a great deal of contemporance.

contemporance by T. Kay October 3, 2012

Contempoopalate 

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

Contempoopalate by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010

Contemporary vernacular 

A current mode of speaking that may confuse others who are not familiar with the current events and trends in society.

"We lurked out in the streets for a few hours but then she told me to come over so I came through cause it's really nothing."
"I have no idea what you said I am having a hard time grasping your contemporary vernacular."

Contemporary vernacular by GENO May 8, 2013

contemporary 

‘It’s modern but not modern modern’ —Anix 2021

A nice, contemporary home.

contemporary by jekrmfkod March 9, 2021

contemporary art 

art that most people think it's either confusing or crap

person 1: wow! look at this artwork
person 2: you call that art? it's literally a piece of shit
person 1: it's contemporary art

contemporary art by wagga123 October 28, 2013

Contemporary 

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

Contemporary by Kevin December 7, 2004