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The extremely entertaining act of driving to a fast food restraunt, going through the drive-through, ordering an ice cream cone, paying for it and then the fun part...
When the worker hands you the ice cream, you don't take it by the cone. You grab the ice cream itself, and quickly drive away.
Louis - We went coneing today, and the lady at McDonalds freaked out when i grabbed the ice cream!

Mary - She practically threw the thing at him!
coneing by Larli October 19, 2011
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Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"
Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"
coneing by ErC1123458 December 8, 2011
modern sport that involves placeing parking cones in public roadways in order to disturb the flow of traffic.
I am going to go coneing on Thornebrooke Rd. tonight.
coneing by Shannanaganz February 4, 2009
Part I: The act of driving aimelessly around one's hood to find big orange construction cones, then preceding to take turns sprinting out of a vehicle(while still moving), and throwing the dirty cones in to the vehilce.
Part II: Writing messages on the "replaced" (not stolen) cones and popping a few of them on a person's yard/doorstep of extreme dislike or like, ringing the doorbell and peeling out. Coneing can include second rounds of replacing the cones later in the day if they are taken down. Done in groups of four or five.
I'm bored and still a little and buzzed from last night...lets go coneing and then pick up some Denny's.
coneing by dyl82089 July 17, 2007
The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!
Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!
Coneing by Bizzcrew November 4, 2009

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