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colinize 

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....
colinize by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012
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Colinization 

Acting, talking, or eating like a person named Colin.
You've got a Mountain Dew in one hand and a bike in the other - you have been through Colinization.
Colinization by merrymerrychristmas December 15, 2016

Colonize The Sun 

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
Colonize The Sun by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017
"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"
Colonized by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018

colonizer mentality 

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs
léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there

White colonizer

"White colonizer isn't a slur"

colonize 

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!
If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER.
colonize by 32121 July 23, 2016