cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocknose 

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

cocknose by Zappa September 22, 2005

cocknose 

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

cocknose by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004

Cocknose 

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

Cocknose by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004

cocknose 

Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point

scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha

cocknose by leewee January 25, 2005

cocknose 

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.

You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.

cocknose by cocknose October 24, 2002

cocknose 

name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock

have you seen cocknose today

cocknose by ayechillin May 15, 2006