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cock smack 

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .
mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did
cock smack by GM123 February 11, 2012

cock smack 

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.
Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
cock smack by Werewolf Mike May 28, 2008

cock smack 

Hey, Fred. Let's go in the woods for a cock smack!
cock smack by Yolendé January 24, 2003

cock smack 

Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.

Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.

John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.

- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.

Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
cock smack by Rodney Y December 28, 2005

Cock Smack O Lantern 

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

Cock Smacking 

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
Cock Smacking by Dumby August 4, 2007