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cock ram 

Similar use to the word loser, exept more emphatic on the power behind the emotional point your making. Really puts a full stop to your view of a persons life.
Its used to describe a dorky retard who screws up at life all the time.
Also, can be used to describe someone you just saw on TV that just got caught doing something rediculously stupid. Then its more in wonder of how they thought they would get away with it.
Jay is such a cock ram, no wonder his nick-name is "Shit poof"...
Intensity of your hatred of the person can be varied with things like "such a" or "just a"
cock ram by Carrotsales May 31, 2009

Cock Rampage 

(n.)

An evening of partying that is garnished with homosexual experimentation directly after. Commonly used with the phrase 'big black dildo'.
Person 1: Dude, I have no idea why my o-ring is so sore..

Person 2: Broski, after that third appletini, you went on a total cock rampage.

Person 1: Wait, I had 3 appletinis???
Cock Rampage by C-Rea March 10, 2009

cock ramming 

The process of "ramming", as in shoving very hard, the male cock into the female vagina. Also known as a "hard fuck". The objective is to "ram" the full length of the cock into the vagina in one thrust - which is of course repeated over and over again - up to the male testicles (also known as ball-slapping) as hard as possible. Cock ramming is enjoyed my most females, especially by those that want to be fucked to death in the heat of passion. Excessive cck ramming can cause brusing of the outter lips of the gentitila and if the female is not wet enough for cock ramming it can cause tears on the cock.
Bob is the best cock ramming fuck I have ever had.

He was cock ramming me so hard my head banged against the head board.
cock ramming by Renown February 22, 2008

cock ramer 

means that you ram cock up ass
cock ramer by rich January 13, 2005

Cock Rambler 

When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick
I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.
Cock Rambler by S Mill June 6, 2015

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot 

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.
Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

on ramp for cock 

When a man grows a thin strip of hair from his bottom lip to the bottom of his chin.
Hey Bryan... time to trim your on ramp for cock.
on ramp for cock by foofykitty August 16, 2006