cock hair 

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

cock hair by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

cock hair tumble weed by Karen wise March 7, 2019

Overgrown cock hair 

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

Overgrown cock hair by The frank eater December 28, 2019

Hair Cock 

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.

"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."

Hair Cock by tag-nut March 21, 2009

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

shit off you hairy dogs cock by chris and liam February 12, 2007

hairy dogs cock 

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.

My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.

hairy dogs cock by wedgie June 20, 2007

hairy dogs cock 

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

hairy dogs cock by jon June 19, 2004