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cock-a-doodle-goo 

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.
Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.
cock-a-doodle-goo by c0rr September 20, 2011

goon cock 

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."
Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!
goon cock by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

Good Cock, Bad Cock 

Roommate plays the good guy role after the 1st roommate had sex with a girl
I take a girl home, have sex with her, she becomes attached, i am rude and unpleasant to her at all times, she is at a low, my roommate comes in and consoles her to then leading her to have sex with him as well. Hence Good Cock, Bad Cock
Good Cock, Bad Cock by ccarter_11 December 7, 2009

good cock 

An above average male chicken.

This term has no sexual connotation
"Wow Jerry, that's a good cock you've got there!"
good cock by Cockbutt April 11, 2016

goose cock 

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all
Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods
goose cock by Page Master June 21, 2011

good ol cock 

thats when your giving your ol lady the good ol cock
man i swear i was giving my ol lady the good ol cock last night yes i was
good ol cock by KenDog615 January 22, 2008