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chumpsicle 

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft
"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"
chumpsicle by rizkid June 22, 2008
any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.
"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."
cumkill by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007

Chumpzilla 

A large chump, godzilla in size.
Man, you are one chumpzilla
Chumpzilla by Bob Dole February 4, 2004

Chumpkin 

An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.

A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.

A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.

First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
Chumpkin by 2Hi September 5, 2013

Champskillet 

A homeskillet of champ proportions. Often a source of sincere friendship and confidence. A term of endearment for a favorite friend.
What's up champskillet?
Pulling an all-nighter with my champskillet tonight!
Champskillet by Fireskillet August 25, 2011

Chumpzilla 

1. A person, namely a male, who talks a big game but has none whatsoever. This individual goes to the gym but only to leer at others working out.

2. The biggest of all the chumps.
Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.
Chumpzilla by urbestnightmare March 6, 2012