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chumpkill 

to kill someone significant in an offhanded, almost accidental or slapstick way with insulting ease, as though they were some nobody
The Star Wars universe is littered with chumpkills: Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Jango Fett, every Jedi except Yoda and Obi-Wan in episode III.

chumpkill by Just_DJ December 9, 2008
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chumpsicle 

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft
"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"
chumpsicle by rizkid June 22, 2008
any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.
"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."
cumkill by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007

Chumpzilla 

A large chump, godzilla in size.
Man, you are one chumpzilla
Chumpzilla by Bob Dole February 4, 2004

Chumpkin 

An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.

A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.

A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.

First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.
Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)
Chumpkin by 2Hi September 5, 2013

Champskillet 

A homeskillet of champ proportions. Often a source of sincere friendship and confidence. A term of endearment for a favorite friend.
What's up champskillet?
Pulling an all-nighter with my champskillet tonight!
Champskillet by Fireskillet August 25, 2011

Chumpzilla 

1. A person, namely a male, who talks a big game but has none whatsoever. This individual goes to the gym but only to leer at others working out.

2. The biggest of all the chumps.
Two of Mike's friends get into a fight. Mike hides under the table in the fetal position...The next day at the gym Mike has the audacity to say he didn't want to jump in because he is too big. Everyone agrees that Mike is a true Chumpzilla.
Chumpzilla by urbestnightmare March 6, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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