chubert Share definition Flag whenever blood rushes to the penis and it becomes erect. also known as boner or woodie early ass in the morning in surf class were sitting in the car and here comes kermit sporting his nice 3 inch chubert in his pijama pants chubert by phillip-on-these-nuts January 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the chubert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch