A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...

One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!

Crampsicle by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009

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chumsicle

shark week's famous shark-attracting bait, a 4 ton frozen mass made up of fish carcasses. chumsicle can be used to define the sex habits of sharks and as a sexually suggestive word to humans.

1. "that shark really fed on that night-time chumsicle!"
2. "The debris coming off the chumsicle is enough to send the sharks in a frenzy... The chumsicle comes out with ease"
3. "see how the chumsicle plays out with a known feeder!"
4. "as soon as one shark starts gnawing at the chumsicle the other skarks start to get excited and start gnawing too"

chumsicle by sharkweek313 August 10, 2010

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copsicle

Another name for a baton used by police.

The officer took out Johnny's kneecap with his copsicle.

copsicle by venom242 December 28, 2005

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chodesicle

Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.

Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
Person A: NO! you had a chodesicle!
Person B: Thats chodetacular!

chodesicle by Pasty boi June 12, 2007

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