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People's freedom of choices and voices act
A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
People's freedom of choices and voices act by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
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Tasty Choices
The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.
After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.
Tasty Choices by LBorealis November 2, 2009
soft choice
1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
soft choice by hanvasstep March 13, 2018
Teen Choice Awards
Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male August 10, 2009
Teen Choice Awards
Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.
Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.
Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male March 22, 2009