choadmonkey

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

choadmonkey by Zoob April 23, 2004

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choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

choadmonger by El pene January 23, 2003

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Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.

That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

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a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

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When the combination of melted chocolate in its most liquid form is combined with either one ball or two balls to create the ultimate lubrication.

Get me some of that chocomonkeymix... Thats what she said..

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She sure was good in the sac but is she sure had a hairy Chamonkey Wucker.

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When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

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