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chillaxitive 

n. A tablet or capsule consumed orally in order to induce a state of chillaxation.
chillaxitive by Daaron January 11, 2005

chillaxing

a state of ultimate chill and relaxation.

See chill, relax
I was at home chillaxin' like a fiend
chillaxing by Chris da Homie January 11, 2004

Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating
Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.

Chillmaxing 

We weren't just chillaxing. We were chillmaxing.
Chillmaxing by The Limster June 11, 2009

chillaxin 

A mixture of Chillin' and Relaxin'.
"I'm not doing anything. I'm just sittin' on the couch chillaxin".
chillaxin by Ashlee August 13, 2001

Climaxing Wake 

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"