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no caparoni and cheese 

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.
John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me

Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger 

A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the word "Cap" but adding a little goodness to it.

When one lies to the greatest extent that it makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could be your momma's home made goodness.
Friend 1: bro I got a date with Jack Harlow.
Friend 2: Thats some Capparoni and Cheese my guy.

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.
Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

Peruvian Cheesecake 

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

death by cheesecake 

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.
Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.