caniption 

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

caniption by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

caniption 

A restrained hissy fit

When she found out her car had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption.

caniption by Shaun November 5, 2004

Conniption

Rage, Anger, or something that Hawkwood has.

Gives me conniptions...

Conniption by seesnaw February 23, 2018

Conniptions 

something that is given to you when you realise being Unkindled is worthless

Well your not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Cant even die right.
Gives me conniptions

Conniptions by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

hairy conniption 

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

hairy conniption by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

conniption fit 

A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.

"If your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit!"

conniption fit by Plasmo July 1, 2014

Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016