camellung 

To get someone to schedule a group outing for you, but not necessarily involving them. Usually coupled with a condition of being scheduling-challenged and/or of having difficulty in satisfying individual needs of a family unit or group of friends.

We have so many family obligations that I need to camellung my significant other to arrange a trip together with my college friends.

camellung by xtj2 June 9, 2020

cavellings 

A word used in Thomas Pains's paper "Common Sense" that does not have a definition and it completely fucks with you on purpose

Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."

cavellings by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015

camerlengo 

An unusually large penile organ, comparable to elephantitis, accompanied by fainting or assick whenever an erection occurs, due to the large amount of blood it takes to fill it.

Oh my god Todd, this guy just put his camerlengo on my shoulder. I cant even believe my eyes.

camerlengo by Scoops Kids June 11, 2006

camerlengo 

a dangerous and extremely rare large penis, to the point where one might actually break bitches in half.

all of the sudden his camerlengo was on my shoulder, and i couldn't believe my eyes.

camerlengo by Scoops Kids June 11, 2006

camelking 

During the act of gay intercourse, the "giver" is refered to as the camelking. Originated in acient egypt as a practice of the pharohs.

When Chad and Chris were riding the hershey highway, Chris was the pillow biter, making chad the camelking.

camelking by Chris January 21, 2005

cameling

When you have to poop but there is no bathroom available forcing you to hold in your shit untill you find a suitable receptacle.

I was driving in from Seattle yesterday, had to take a big shit, but was forced into cameling it until I found a Denny's.

cameling by adam+ October 15, 2007

camelling 

Camelling Originated in early sixties on the coast of NSW
It is the act of humping old ladies preferably residing in nursing homes and scoring the results

The older the better a point for every year over 70
double bonuses if on medication or have artificial limbs
Triple bonus points if in a coma

Camelling a new sports rage he managed a huge score on reaming mavis who was on life support and had two wooden legs

camelling by Beata score of 88 July 5, 2009