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particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "
national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as
George W. Bush does.