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Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

Having A Burgess 

Having a wank on some one else's bed!
Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed
Having A Burgess by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011
When a woman choses to wear an outfit without the use of a support brassiere. Going without her bra, bare boobed if you will.
"going out braless tonight"
braless by MikeyVanMichealson July 30, 2008
super smart highly intellegent word to describe people that are superior to other non-burgesses
That person is destined to go to college and go far in life. Shes a burgess.
Burgess by mommamia605 September 6, 2016
The way women have been for the past thousands of years before the invention of the bra, and the way many women still choose to be today. Unfortunately we live in a society made up of controlling assholes who tell us to wear a bra because it is considered "blasphemy" if we don't, but honestly, there are many men walking around outside with no shirt that could also use a bra
Friend: Hang on a second, I have to go put on my bra.
Me: Screw that, I'm going braless!
braless by KrazyKurves September 29, 2008

Bralessness 

(Noun)
(1) the state of being braless, or not wearing a bra;
(2) a feminist act of defiance against normative expectations for women to constrict their breasts in something impractical and useless;
(3) a risky strategy that implies letting your breasts free rein, allowing men and women alike to stare at your wobbly breasts or visible nipples.
- "The moment I get home, I take my bra off and relax. It's always such a relief."
- "Why don't you go braless then? I often go out without a bra."
- "Have you seen my girls? With your flat chest, I'd do it all the time, but I can guarantee you I'd get plenty of stares... Public bralessness is no good for people like me."
Bralessness by Monticello-W October 18, 2016