Bownana: An
instrument used to attain the maximum diameter that a bodily oriface can have inserted into it. A bownana consists of a
frozen banana that is repeatedly dipped into a tub of cold KY liquid-based lubricant. The produced effect is a banana that grows like a candle being dipped. The process is repeated until apporx. 6-8" in diameter. The Bownana is then inserted into the oriface. As the insertion is attempted the bownana melts producing a steadily decreasing diameter coupled with a steady increase in
lubrication. Thus the moment of actual insertion displays the largest possible item of insertion.