broffessional
man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.
broffessional by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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Brofessional
a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.
We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008
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Brofessional
Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
Brogressional Medal of Honor
Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).
Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.
Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?
Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.
Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?
Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.
Brogressional Medal of Honor by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012
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Brofreshional
A master in the art of style and class. He understands that a man dresses for the job he wants, especially if that job is a twenty-something, billionaire yacht owner. This is the type of guy that wins his workplaces Best Dressed on Friday award just by showing up. He can even make working in IT look cool. He sprints up the corporate ladder like a track star and actually remembers the little guys when he gets to the top.
Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.
Brofreshional by Dan100Grand February 22, 2013
broffession
1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another
2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro
2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro
1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.
2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.
2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.
broffession by thee hammer October 23, 2007