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a brinston 

Drinking a mouthfull of beer thats results in vomiting for unknown reasons.
"Dude this is a good beer, (insert vomiting here)."
"Dude thats my new sweater that aint cool, way to pull a brinston ya douche"
a brinston by rasheeed September 7, 2007
A man's name, also girl's apparently. Brinton is not a well known name. Brinton is a respectable man with great attributes and low respect for those who suck in life. Brinton is usually successful at everything he does at life and can hold a happy relationship at a young age unlike the rest of the human population. He can sweet talk a girl just by looking at her but when he actually talks to a girl she'll melt. Brinton is not the normal hormonal teenager, he has a real heart.
Brinton won our game of 2 on 2 again..can't he just lose?
Brinton by littlepurpleguy9 August 6, 2011

A Mr. Branston 

a lesson that is badly taught.
Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.
A Mr. Branston by jordcressey January 20, 2011

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

branston daley 

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff
wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot

Loren Brinton 

Drummer for a rocket to the moon. Has only one facial expression: :D
likes skateboarding and wooden watches
Random Pedestrian: What the fuck is that on your arm?

Loren Brinton: A WATCH! :D