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bellectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend
If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy
bellectomy by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005
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Bosectomy 

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.
After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.
Bosectomy by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

Bullectomy 

Bullectomy:

Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)

Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)

Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.

Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).

Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.

Used in a sentence:

“What a bollectified bollect!”
See above for Bullectomy in a sentence.
Bullectomy by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022

ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Yo dude, David's dog Yoyo just had a ballectomy done, he ain got no balls mo, HOSS.
ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 7, 2024

Ballectomy 

A medical procedure or surgery that involves the absolute deletion of both testicles from the animal. Typically used as a neutering job on household pets.
Damn his dog got a ballectomy! He ain't go no ballno mo' HOSS
Ballectomy by Yoyo the Dog February 9, 2024