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Boortzed 

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.
After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.
Boortzed by M. Anthony Tarone April 17, 2008
Related Words
could be used to substitute a word, also used to extend a sentence or statement to the farthest extent. Agreement
Have you watched "Open Discussion on Facebook?" "Boontz I did it was dope!"
Whats Up? BOONTZ
Boontz by Open Discussion November 2, 2021
Slang: Meaning- To the highest extent. To end or start a sentence or statement. To Agree with something. To define excitement. VERY HYPE
Have you watched Open Discussion on Youtube and FaceBook? "BOONTz"
BOONTz by Open Discussion November 3, 2021
Boontz is slang for Ubuntu, a distribution of the GNU/Linux operating system. The proper pronunciation of Ubuntu is 'oo-boon-too', so many people on the Internet have taken to calling it 'the boontz'.
Skye messed up her boontz again -- I had to recompile her graphics drivers before it would boot up.
boontz by rjryan July 24, 2009

Boortzed 

To have all of your original thoughts erased and replaced with right wing propaganda.
After listening to the Neal Boortz Show out of Atlanta for a couple of weeks I have now been Boortzed.
Boortzed by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006
A nickname for an incredibly adorable person or baby.
-Boonter is just the cutest baby ever.

-Come on Boonter its time for bed.
boonter by Gemsinthesky September 21, 2020