blurp 

to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")

"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"

blurp by DIZZYD August 31, 2004

Blurp 

The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.

Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"

Blurp by Elle911 April 27, 2011

Blurp 

A fat person who enjoys McDonald's

T-blurp hollins

Blurp by Swagg Based July 5, 2011

blurp 

When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.

"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping

blurp by Blurpen2000 March 31, 2007

blurp 

To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.

He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.

blurp by Jshrek62 June 10, 2011

Blurp 

Blurp means when you have slurped a drink and afterwords you have a burped it's a combination between the 2 words burp and slurp

OMG I just a blurp

Blurp by Gingerbreadlady_ February 2, 2017

blurp 

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

blurp by jmaster876 June 10, 2009