Jake: “Yo I went to the forestyesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”
A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.