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Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

blogumentary 

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.
There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.
blogumentary by Ty A. October 13, 2007
A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010

blogmenting 

Blogging on another person's blog via their comment system.
"Dude, get your own blog and quit blogmenting on mine!"
blogmenting by nanaze May 13, 2007

blogumentation 

When something that should have documentation in one document is instead documented over blog posts that are incomplete or hard to find and often spread over different blogs.
Dude, I can't figure out how to make this work! - have you googled for the blogumentation?
blogumentation by c3nder July 11, 2011

blogument 

tr.v.; To document in the form of a weblog.
We thoroughly blogumented the details of our trip.

See also: blargument
blogument by Michael Rudd September 30, 2007