blamdon 

a word you think up when your completly hung up on someone

person#1:Oh my god, blamdon
person#2:what the heck did you just say
person#1:i dont know i love you

blamdon by barkmania January 14, 2006

Blardon 

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blagdon 

Blagdon is a lovely little town which is situated in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in England). The town was defiled by the townspeople as they became 'enraged' by a parasite like creature which eats away at the brain, this was shown rather graphically in Resident Evil 4 the game which is actualy a true story based on the population of Blagdon (of course this was renamed in the game). People infected with the parasite are known as 'Gando's' which was changed to 'Ganado's' for the purpose of the video game. The infected can often be heard making odd sounds as they lose their ability to speak over time, although in some cases the ability to speak has been retained to a certain level.

Blagdoner says: "Eurghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Arghhh"
Blagdoner says: "Ger off ma lawn!"
Blagdoner says: "I'ja hit you wiv my shovvel"
Blagdoner says: "Brrrrrrumm"

Blagdon by Some--Guy December 10, 2007

Bladon 

The home of a Ginger Nonce and a yr10 trying to hit on a yr9 (louis)

Can't wait to go to Bladon...

Bladon by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019

Blamione 

An uncommonly used term in the Harry Potter fandom to describe the non-canon Blaise/Hermione ship. The fanfiction usually features Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger as romantic interests.

Fangirl A: "I'm so depressed. My favourite Blamione fic is totally wrong now. It was written before JK Rowling revealed he was black."
Fangirl B: "How is he described in that fanfic?"
Fangirl A: "The writer made him Italian, but I can't read it like that anymore now that I know the truth."

Blamione by Rina Lam October 10, 2011

Blardonay Night 

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

Blardonay Night by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

Bladon Nox 

A Guy who is slightly over weight and walks with a woddle

Hey John Your looking abit like Bladon Nox

Bladon Nox by Spasmoid69 October 21, 2019