biscuit king

A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael

The biscuit king, while trying to hide his bad language, said "Mother Biscuit"

biscuit king by The Duts July 22, 2014

the king's biscuits 

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

the king's biscuits by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Kingston Biscuit 

Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.

Dude, I was totally rimming this hot guy, and he gave me the Kingston Biscuit big time!!

Kingston Biscuit by RentBoys January 23, 2009

biscuiting

(verb). to log onto a friends social networking profile, usually when they are afk, and make status updates and/or upload photos of them in various biscuitesque situations.

Whenever Jess leaves the office without logging off her facebook, Ty commences in the act of biscuiting by throwing up crazy pictures on her wall of her with biscuits or writing a biscuit poem on her wall, or something of that sort.

biscuiting by ggjjtt April 28, 2010

Biscuitkin

A strange terrestrial and aquatic sloth from the dream realm.

I was in charge of the Biscuitkins when I worked at the zoo!

Biscuitkin by biscuitkin1 May 12, 2010

biscuiting

OR to make biscuits... the action of kneading that a cat does right before she lays down for a nap or when she is trying get comfortable

James-John: ow! your damn cat is BISCUITING on my leg
Jessica: but when she MAKES BISCUITS on you, it just means she wants to cuddle.

biscuiting by Jessica Hogue December 24, 2007

Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time

Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby

Biscuiting The Baby by Chasadia November 23, 2018