beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

beef sand by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich 

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.

1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich by smitty984 March 19, 2007

roast beef sandwich 

"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way "bon appetit"

Adam: "Hey Leeroy, wanna get some lunch?"
Leeroy: "Nah man, had some nasty roast beef sandwich lastnight"
Adam: "Hanging with my sis again"
Leeroy: "Yeah!"

roast beef sandwich by tayfromthebay July 25, 2006

side-ways roast beef sandwich 

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.

A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

side-ways roast beef sandwich by Primo March 30, 2005

Mississippi roast beef sandwich 

When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.

Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!

Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!

Mississippi roast beef sandwich by bigboy992 March 29, 2021

Open-faced roast beef sandwich 

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.

Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

Open-faced roast beef sandwich by hr-rp January 5, 2007

beef sandwich 

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).

Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.

beef sandwich by fourfeetofweather January 10, 2009