beaver leaver 

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

beaver leaver by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

beaver leaver 

1. Term used to describe a man declining the opportunity of scoring with a woman.

2. Term used to describe a man acting timid towards an attractive female.

One friend says to another on a night on the town: Get in there man, don't be such a beaver leaver"

beaver leaver by skat shake June 17, 2005

beaver leaver 

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a beaver leaver ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

beaver leaver by the pooter tooter November 13, 2011

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver 

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver by rawr17 January 21, 2010

Beaver Lever 

Your Cock

That girl surely does love yanking on the Beaver Lever

Beaver Lever by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008

Leave it to Beaver Syndrome 

When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.

The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.

On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."

Leave it to Beaver Syndrome by Robert Sacamano October 17, 2013

leave it to beaver 

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

leave it to beaver by Ducky September 14, 2005