batmaning
planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
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When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
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Batmaning
Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
Batmaning by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012
Batmaning
Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)
Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
Batmaning by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014
Batmaning
Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.
Past tense:
Batman'd
Common variants:
Darth Maul mask = Maul'd
Optimus Prime = Prime'd
Past tense:
Batman'd
Common variants:
Darth Maul mask = Maul'd
Optimus Prime = Prime'd
David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.
Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.
Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!
Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.
Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!
Batmaning by Damnitsasha March 22, 2010
Batmaning
The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.
Batmaning by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011
Batmaning
To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.
person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"
Batmaning by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015