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Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend
The Bateman by Steve Led March 2, 2011

The Patrick Bateman conundrum 

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period
1. a word referring to a damn great person who is an absolute slayer , typically small with a big heart.

2. a gang or group full of baes often referred to as the best
woaah tom you’re such a baegang
Baegang by lcarrl February 20, 2019