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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
A Term used to describe the appearance of another person's face, whilst on an illegal substance.
Also used to describe the appearance of someone's old/weathered face, quite obviously due to a lifetime of Drink/Drug use.
"Mate you're bashface!"

OR

"check out that bashface!"
bashface by Al Phillips January 2, 2009

Bashface Crew

A collective group of friends, that after taking much amusement in the "chav" culture of today have decided to call themselves a "crew".
Closely connected to the term "Bashface",due to a joint enjoyment in indulging in illegal substances.
Choosing the colour purple on bandanas is also represented( a mix of the blood and cryp gang culture in america).
But Overall, they're quite a lovely bunch of Bashfaces!
Bashface Crew by Al Phillips January 12, 2008

resting bitchface syndrome 

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.
bitchface monkey by jpsi June 11, 2006

bitchfacehoebag 

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them
I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!