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Mariana Baquero 

Mariana Baquero is such a beauty and everyone wants to fuck. She’s the hottest girl in the universe. Everyone wants to stick their dick right up in her ass so far it tickles her insides. And her moaning sounds like the church choir from my school.
oh my god Mariana Baquero wants to fuck me!”
“You lucky queer”
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Bauerology 

BAUER-olo-GY n.

1. The study of CTU Agent Jack Bauer (of the show 24)his
-actions
-speech
-technique
-reflexes
-style
-philosophy
-psychology
in dealing with unique situations, etc.

which leads to post-show conversations and Bauer's methods.

2. Anything of, or related to, the character development of Jack Bauer and its further discussion, associations, and fanfare.
eg: a)Bauerology- a social behaviour result such as the way Jack Bauer's overuse of the word "dammit" has created a social behaviour with college students of the Jack Bauer drinking game -for whenever Jack says "dammit" on the show, a person takes a shot.

b) Jack Bauer's methods of torture/manipulation to attain what is needed- the greater good. With Jack's use of Bauerology of getting the job done. One's use of Bauerology may not always be right but may be good justification once results are shown.

c) Bauerology -because the character Jack Bauer seemingly doesn't die, Bauerology proves Bauer's method to get things done quickly and efficiently allows to secure the goal(s) of common interest, in favor of morally correct conclusions.
Bauerology by CTUBauerMission April 30, 2006
Pronounced "Back-eh-reezo" quite possibly the sexiest last name know to mankind. Legend has it upon hearing the proper pronunciation girls can't help but fall in love. It roughly means cowboy and has a Spanish origin. Very few people have this last name in the US so consider yourself lucky if you've meet one ;)
Damn, that Baquerizo lookin fine as hell!
Baquerizo by kingbaq April 17, 2019
An annoying git often seen on the Leyton Orient Messageboard.
Read examples of this annoying person on the Orient Message Board.
BauerO by OrientMB August 3, 2004

Bauerobie 

If you have Bauerobie then if you sleep you think frans bauer is singing "do you have a moment for me" in the corner of your room
I have bauerobie
You are either a total dick or the sweetest person on earth.
"Man, that boy is such a Baquera"
Baquera by Ryanisasweetheart January 23, 2025